Guess What, Tumblr?

Facebook screwed itself by trying to copy you.

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OMG JEAN!!!!

MACARON HEAVEN!!!!

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Ever wondered why most of the new discovery of species are found underwater?
Answer, that’s the only place man hasn’t completely conquered…yet.

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself.. That is coffee."

"…To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren’t machines… they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate… And yes, they even make mistakes…"

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"Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow."